“It’s my birthday and I’ll do what I want to
Fuck you it’s my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
it’s my party, I’ll make you cry if I want to…or leave.
Fuck you, it’s not your birthday, so do what I say.
Happy Birthday to me.
How could you forget my birthday?
That’s really immature
Fuck you for forgetting my birthday
you didn’t do what I say
24 hours no wishing well
now 365 days I’m in Hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.
Happy Birthday to me, Spank Me!
Oh well, Happy Birthday to me,
I can’t believe you forgot my birthday
it’s my birthday and you’re wrecking it
now it’s just like any other day
you didn’t do what I say
How could you forget my birthday?
That’s really immature…”
(The Vandals)