“It’s my birthday and I’ll do what I want to

Fuck you it’s my birthday.

A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,

it’s my party, I’ll make you cry if I want to…or leave.

Fuck you, it’s not your birthday, so do what I say.

Happy Birthday to me.

How could you forget my birthday?

That’s really immature

Fuck you for forgetting my birthday

you didn’t do what I say

24 hours no wishing well

now 365 days I’m in Hell, Oh well.

Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to me, Spank Me!

Oh well, Happy Birthday to me,

I can’t believe you forgot my birthday

it’s my birthday and you’re wrecking it

now it’s just like any other day

you didn’t do what I say

How could you forget my birthday?

That’s really immature…”

(The Vandals)